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Here's a survey for you all to either read or completely ignore. More to come as I try to make blogging an every-other-day thing.

1) If you could be instantly fluent in one other language that you currently do not read or speak, which would it be?
Hmmm....Icelandic perhaps?

2) If you could have the starring role in any film already made, what would it be?
Probably either Wayne or Garth in Wayne's World. And the Aerosmith parts of Wayne's World 2.

3) If you could receive one small package this very moment, who would it be from and what would be in it?
It would be from B, with pictures of her, her bf, and her kids.

4) If you could own one painting from any collection in the world but were not able to sell it, which work of art would you select?
Aww heck, why not go for the Mona Lisa lol. Might as well.

5) If you could possess one supernatural ability, what would it be?
To know which women are checking me out in their heads lol.

6) If you could have only one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be?
A couch with a pull out bed.

7) If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would it be?
Hmmm. Maybe Beth's.

8) If you could have one person you know as your slave well-paid and cared for domestic laborer for one month, who would it be?
I have to pay? That's no fun!

9) If you could choose the way you will die, how would you want it to happen?
Immediately following a mind-blowing orgasm.

10) If you had to choose the worst home you've ever lived in, which one was it?
I've only lived in two, so I guess the smaller one. If the dorms count, then my dorm sophomore year!

11) If you could have prevented one thing from happening between you and a friend, what would it have been?
I had a nasty fall out with someone a couple months back, and I wish that had never happened.


12) If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Annoying!

13) If you could own a single prop from any film ever made what would you choose?
The chocolate river in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" mmmmmmmmm!