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The Scary Bit

The Weekly Bit:

A Bit of Horror for the week of Oct24.
As Halloween nears, spooks are lurking all about, oh my gosh....picture these scenarios:
(be creative and play along!)

1. a crazy killer is in your basement, you can hear him dragging himself up the stairs wielding a very large...er...knife? bat? ...what do you do? (don't say 'call the cops', because of course you have no power or telephone since the psycho has cut the cords)

We don't have a basement, so he's probably in the house now! If we did have a basement, I'd probably try to lock him in there. If that can't be done, I'd run like hell!

2. your doorbell rings in the middle of the night, you answer the door half asleep only to realize you forgot to ask 'who is it?', and now you are face to face with _________________________________.

A Zombie Girl Scout selling brain cookies!!

3. you are babysitting one stormy night and you hear some strange noises coming from the upstairs attic. both the kids you are babysitting are fast asleep, so you decide to investigate the odd noises you heard. when you walk up to the attic and open the door, what do you find?

I find the person I'm babysitting with, fooling around with her boyfriend when she's supposed to be helping me! She won't be getting paid, that's for sure.

4. one a dare, you enter a cemetery alone at midnight on Halloween. your friends are waiting in the car outside the cemetery gates. you near a tombstone at the far end of the cemetery, you hear noises from all around you in the cold dark night. you feel something grab your ankle. you look down and see _____________________________.

Ashton Kutcher. I've been Punk'd!!