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You'd better go to the bathroom before you read today's Take Me Back Tuesday, cause it's so funny you'll wet yourself!

Name 5 funny songs.

1) "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry. Cmon, you giggled when you read that didn't you?
2) "Every Sperm Is Sacred" by Monty Python. This is a comedy classic, without a doubt.
3) "The Asshole Song" by Denis Leary. That Denis Leary is a real asshole! And he tells us about it in his famous song.
4) "Donald, Where's Your Trousers" by numerous Scottish musicians and bands. This is a hilarious song about Donald from Scotland who wears a kilt instead of trousers and gets noticed for it.
5) "Just A Friend" by Biz Markie. Biz is such a HORRIBLE singer that you can't help but laugh when you hear this song.

Name 5 songs whose lyrics never fail to make you say 'Is that what they really said?' (Clarification: songs with amusingly mishead lyrics. Example: Revved up with a douche, another runner in the night - is actually 'revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.' This is one of the most commonly misheard lyrics from Blinded By the Light.)

1) "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by REM. Michael Stipe sings about a mile a minute here and I don't think ANYONE besides Michael knows all the words.
2) "When I Grow Up" by Garbage. Did Shirley Manson just say "golden showers"?? Yes, she did!
3) Anything sung by Billy Corgan. As much as I admire the guy, I can rarely understand everything he sings!
4) "500 Miles (I'm Gonna Be)" by The Proclaimers. I don't know what "heavering" is, but I hope it's something halfway decent!
5) "Informer" by Snow. I don't want to see Snow "licky boom-boom down" and I'm sure you don't either.

Name 5 Weird Al Yankovic parodies.

1) Smells Like Nirvana (parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
2) Spam (parody of "Stand" by REM)
3) It's All About The Pentiums (parody of "It's All About The Benjamins" by P. Diddy)
4) Living With A Hernia (parody of "Living In America" by James Brown)
5) I Want A New Duck (parody of "I Want A New Drug" by Huey Lewis and the News)