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*sick of finding unique introductions to these meme posts*. Meme. Midweek Music Meme. Read:

If you could make any musical into a cabaret act, sort of like the Rocky Horror Picture Show, with people acting out the parts en masse, which musical would you choose and which part would you play?

I'd definitely make "Chicago" a cabaret act! Isn't that kind of the whole point of the show anyway? There aren't too many male parts to choose, so I'd be a short, redhaired Billy Flynn. I'd have to learn to tapdance but that part would be fun anyway.