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Appetizer - What job would you definitely not want to have?

Pedicurist. I'm not a big fan of feet.

Soup - Oprah calls and wants you to appear on her show. What would that day's show be about?

It would be the "let's give Russ millions of dollars and a new house" show.

Salad - Name 3 vegetables that you eat on a regular basis.

Carrots. Do potatoes count? And, um, well I think that's it.

Main Course - If you were commissioned to rename your hometown, what would you call it?

I dunno. Maybe "Emerald City" since that's pretty much our nickname already.

Dessert - If you had a personal assistant, what kind of tasks would you have them to do?

They'd mostly drive me places, and get me water and snacks. And deal with my cats.