Friday's Feast - 8/3/07

Time to feast!

Appetizer - On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how polite are you?

I think I'm probably a 7 or 8. I try not to be rude to people, but I'm not overly-friendly either.

Soup - What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud?

I'm not a "laugh-out-loud" kind of person, but I just finished reading this story and thought it was funny.

Salad - Who is your favorite cartoon character?

I don't really have one. Bugs Bunny, I suppose. He's a classic.

Main Course - Tell about the funniest teacher you ever had.

I've probably had several funny teachers, but I think the funniest was Mr. O'Connor from my freshman year of high school. He had a little obsession with Spam. The meat product, that is, not the unnecessary email. I was never able to tell whether the man was being serious or just messing around with our little freshman minds.

Another teacher, a math teacher in middle school, was a local tire store-commercial icon and a member of a barbershop quartet. As Dave Barry says, I am not making this up.

Dessert - Complete this sentence: I strongly believe that ______________________.

I strongly believe that Lindsay Lohan has some very serious issues and needs to get a lot of help.