Things that need to go away

1. Heather Mills McCartney. Every time she's in the media, she's complaining about something. No wonder Paul is divorcing her.

2. TV shows about models. VH1, I'm looking at you. I don't watch these shows, but what little I've seen of them seems to consist of the models standing in front of a panel, whose members discuss the outcome of their photo shoots for the week. Bo-ring! As if America's Next Top Model was not enough, now we have America's Most Smartest model. Looking at the programming schedule, this seems to be 75% of what VH1 and MTV show now. Not entertaining at all.

3. Scooby-Doo impressions. Ok, it was kind of cute and clever the first few times. However, going "rut-roh!" and talking like a cartoon dog to make a joke isn't funny anymore. This applies to you, Wayne Brady and Frank Caliendo.

4. Video games with toy guitars. I'm sick of hearing about them. If you think they're fun, go for it and play them. As for me, if I want to listen to music, I'll pop in a CD or get out my iPod.

5. Ads for ringtones. Do you know anyone with these stupid, annoying ringtones? Me either. And if you're getting jokes sent to your cell phone, chances are they're not funny at all.