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After the Top Five comes the Friday Feast. That is the way of the world.

Appetizer - On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest), how funny do you think you are?

Some people think I'm about a 7 or 8. Other people, maybe a 2 or 3. I have a kind of ridiculous, sarcastic sense of humor.

Soup - Name a local restaurant would you recommend to a visitor to your town or city.

I'd recommend the Pearl Street Ice Cream parlour, just to see the cool old-fashioned atmosphere, hear the big drum they bring out for birthdays, and pig out on amazing ice cream creations.

Salad - What's a lesson you were lucky enough to learn the easy way?

The easiest lesson I've learned it to not do drugs or alchohol. That's because I've never done any.

Main Course - Where would you like to be 5 years from now?

The place I REALLY want to be is not exactly possible. So I'd say I just want to be happy. That's all I really want from life in the first place, simple happiness.

Dessert - If you could see the front page of a newspaper from June 2, 2106, what would you imagine the headline might be?

If it's an American newspaper, the headline may well be in Spanish instead of English.