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It's been an interesting afternoon. Earlier, I won 50 credits on Blog Explosion! That's by far the most credits I've won in one click. Hopefully a few of the 50 people visiting will stick around and read more after the move on to the next blog in the system. I also reorganized my CD wallets once again. For a while, I've just had them randomly organized in the two wallets I own, roughly put in order of popularity and genre. Today, though, I decided that it would be a much better idea to put them all in alphabetical order. So that's what I've done, and at least now I have some kind of a system. I've got 41 more spots to fill up until both wallets are completely full.

I'm sure you all were just DYING to read about my CD organization. Here's something a lot more interesting:

Wednesday Weird Ones

1. Besides candy what else would be good to put in a pinata?

I think if you put a lot of popular and expensive medications in a pinata, people would be lining up for miles to play.

2. If there was a product called Jellophane what would it do? What would be its pluses and minuses?

It would stick to surfaces so you could put things on them and not have them roll off and hit the floor. Its pluses would be that it's cheap and easy to use. Its minuses would be that it would sometimes be hard to get off, and cause pretty nasty brain cancer in 1 in 1.2 million people.

3. There is a saying that 'Hope springs eternal. What does charity spring?

Charity springs idiots hoping to get a free ride and beat the system.

4. What is the best thing to come from Asia. How about Europe? now what about North America, South America, Australia, and Africa.

Jackie Chan is the best thing to come from Asia. Sausage is the best thing to come from Europe. TV is the best thing to come from North America. Shakira is the best thing to come from South America. Crocodile Dundee is the best thing to come from Australia. And I could tell you the best thing to come from Africa, but this is a semi-family friendly blog so I won't.

5. Why do kids always seem to get scrapes on their knees, but not on their backs?

Kids get scrapes on their knees and not their backs because a scrape on the back leads to infertility. Evolution has allowed children to scrape their knees instead so that the human race will continue to survive.