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Last but certainly not least are the Wednesday Weird Ones:

1. We all know that there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but what is at the beginning of the rainbow?

A pot of old socks.

2. If you had a fan club, what sorts of activities would they have?

Eating pizza, listening to Hendrix, and watching Whose Line Is It Anyway?

3. Now that there is yellow ketchup, how long do you think it will be before there is red mustard? Is this what progress looks like? Why or why not?

I don't see the problem with red mustard as long as you use it in conjuction with the yellow ketchup. You've still got the same two colors, just reversed flavors. However, I don't think red mustard is a good idea. I think we should keep foods the same colors we expect them to be or else we'll be getting a big surprise if we eat one food and think it's going to be a completely different food.

4. When someone is described as "not looking a day over 50", how old do they look?

I suppose they look 49 years, 364 days old. I don't know how you'd tell the difference between that and 50.

5. Why aren't eels used to papier mache?

Cause that's what hedgehogs are for, silly!