Monday, June 06, 2005

Anyone up for a mambo?

01. They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky, they're all together ooky ... no, we're not talking about The Addams Family -- we're talking about the wild, wild men and women in the music industry. Which artist(s) or band(s) come to mind when you hear the words creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky, or ooky?

Creepy - Marilyn Manson
Kooky - Iggy Pop
Mysterious - Prince, I suppose.
Spooky - Amy Lee of Evanescence. She's sorta spooky, in a way. Gorgeous too.
Ooky - I have NO clue what this word means, but I guess I'll call Axl Rose ooky.

02. Some artists or groups aren't creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky and ooky, they're downright scandalous. What artist(s) or band(s) come to mind when you hear the word scandalous?

The Rolling Stones were the original bad boys of rock n roll. Jerry Lee Lewis was quite scandalous in his day - married a 13 year old relative! Elvis was scandalous in his day too, but seems pretty tame today. N.W.A. and Ice T - VERY scandalous. Eminem is the current king of scandal. Unless you count the ULTIMATE king of scandal, Michael Jackson!

03. It happens sometimes -- really bad songs with irritating music and lousy lyrics but somehow they still get waaay too much attention. Today we offer you, for the first time ever -- the Monday Music Mambo Magic Eraser. You now have the ability to wipe those songs completely out of the music industry. What song(s) come to mind?

Even though I liked it and still do a bit, I'm hereby erasing the Macarena from the history books! The Vengaboys have to go as well. I'll erase the Spice Girls' music - their image can stay. I'll probably get my ass kicked for this, but I'm also erasing anything crunk except "Yeah!" and anything ever done by Master P. Sing it with me, everyone. "UGHHHHHHHH!! NA-NA NA-NA!"

04. Recently we saw Phil Spector sporting his new "do" (seen below). Which other artist(s) come to mind when you think of bad or wild hair? *you can see the image here*

ANY hard rock/metal band in the 1980s had VERY bad hair. What's why they were known as hair bands! Weird Al has had some pretty interesting hairdos, but he's allowed cause he's weird. I really can't think of any other people who have had bair hairdos. What seems like a cool 'do today can seem like a major embarassment years down the road.

1 comment:

Webmiztris said...

lol! axl rose really IS ooky these days. what the hell happened to his FACE???