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It's a good day so far. I'm listening to the Smashing Pumpkins and doing the Wednesday Mind Hump.

Happy Humpity Hump Day. Today is Remote Control Day celebrating the introduction of man's second best friend in 1964. So get control of yourself and let's hump.

If you had a remote control that hypnotizes people you encounter throughout the day. List examples of the things you would have other people do at the push of a button in the following categories.

01. Useful

People would get me whatever food and drink I wanted, and put on whatever music I requested. They'd also rent me movies and pop my popcorn.

02. Pranks

This button would bring me Ashton Kutcher. I'm not a good prankster myself, so why not get the King of Pranks himself to do things for me?

03. Significant Other or Parents

This button would get my parents to take me wherever I wanted to go and get me any concert tickets that I want. It would also make them clean up after themselves.

And an optional example --

04. Mean

This button would automatically shut people's cell phones off, make them hurry up in line, cool their coffee, spoil their food, and change their radio to the station they hate. Muahahahaha!

You have a magic remote control which instantly transports you to your happy place but only for 30 minutes (the average amount of total commerical time during a two hour made for TV movie. Also you can only do it once a day with no rollover minutes. lol Describe your happy place.

Well, my happy place is in my room, at my computer, so I'm there for more than 30 minutes a day already. But, other than that, I think I'll use a picture to show my non-computer ideal happy place.

Pretty happy, no?