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I'm a day late with the Wednesday Weird Ones, but I'll do them now so I'll have something to post. I didn't really feel like doing them yesterday, for reasons that I'll probably post about at a later time.

1. Why don't vampires have reflections?

They're so damn sexy that they'd die again if they saw themselves in a mirror.

2. Why are tennis balls usually yellow?

Tennis balls have bladder control problems. They piss themselves when they're hit with a racket, so that's why they're yellow.

3. You've killed 6 people and the police are on to you. Where do you hide the bodies?

How did you find that out? Who sent you? Who are you working for?

4. How would life be different if everyone could shoot laser beams from their eyes?

Life would be perfect because if anyone did anything to annoy another person, they'd get laser-zapped immediately.

5. Why are puppies cute? If you set out to design a cute robot, how would you do so?

Puppies are cute so they can distract their owners when the puppy does something naughty. As for cute robots, I think a robot that goes around saying "Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?" would be insanely cute.

6. What ... is behind the curtain? Also would you like to keep what is in the box or trade it for what is behind door number 2?

Jimmy Hoffa is behind the curtain, but a "certain someone" won't let the curtain be opened. I'll bite and see what's behind door number 2. *door opens* Darn, I should have taken the box! Gary Busey's asscrack is behind door number 2!