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Let's do some Wednesday Weird Ones:

1. Where is the valley of the shadow of death? Why would anyone choose to walk there? Where could they have been going that is so important as to require that shortcut?

I think the valley of the shadow of death is located somewhere in Detroit. You have to walk there cause otherwise you'll get carjacked. And I suppose people go there to get to Canada.

2. What steps should an out of work ventriloquist take to get a job?

Well, he better make sure his puppet doesn't say anything inappropriate in the job interview.

3. How do they make dry ice? How do they ensure the quality of the ice?

I think they send the ice to Arizona to dry it out. To ensure the quality, they employ a team of Ice Inspectors from International Falls, Minnesota to inspect every cube.

4. So how happy is a clam? How does it compare to other shellfish?

A clam is quite upset that he isn't a lobster. This is because the clam is eaten just like the lobster, but people pay a WHOLE lot more to eat the lobster! The clam thinks he's worth just as much as the lobster.

5. Why don't we have another thumb on the other side of our hand? What would be the advantages if we had one?

I don't why it's not there, but you know we SHOULD have a thumb on the other end of the hand. What good has the pinky ever done for us? NOTHING, that's what!