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Time to mind hump:

Wednesday Mind Hump Flashback

01. Ohmigosh! You're on the cover of the National Inquirer (or other trash magazine)! What is the headline? Give us an except for the inside story.

"RUSS SIGHTED LEAVING HOUSE" would be the headline. The first paragraph:

Sources are reporting that Russ has gotten off his rear end and left the house to go somewhere. A photographer captured an image of him putting his shoes on. Feline sources inside the house confirm that the shoes are indeed missing. Speculation by experts had led to the conclusion that Russ has left to either purchase a new album, or get ice cream.

02. If it did make a sound, what sound would your head make when you shake it?

It'd make the sound of a polaroid picture!

03. You are lighter than air, you float. C'mon, introduce youself - what are you?

I'm the hot air leaving Tom Cruise's head when he starts talking.

04. Your blog just won an award for being the best. What is it for? You've also also been given an "award" for being the worst. What is it for.

I won the award for best answers on weekly memes. However, I also won the award for most boring life in blogland.