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I'm back again, this time with the Wednesday Mind Hump:

"Say What" Wednesday Mind Hump

Say What? is a "complete this sentence" challenge. The challenge? Below is a list of common cliches and/or some lesser known sayings. Your mission should you decide to accept it is complete the sentence with your own crazy ending. Here's an example for ya!

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him .... (sample answers) ... do the backstroke ... mop the floor.

On your marks, get set, HUMP!

01. Friends are lost by ... jealousy and mistrust
02. Better to bend than ... twist
03. The man who can smile when things go wrong ... should probably run for office
04. Commit a sin twice and ... think about doing it a third time
05. A society grows great when old men ... go on tour again and put out a new album
06. A woman has the form of an angel, the heart of a serpent, and ... so many credit cards it'll cause a plastic shortage (just kidding ladies, you know I love ya)