Welcome to the pond

Now it's time to get weird:

1. Why must all things end? Why must they begin?

Not all things end. Pat Robertson can't seem to keep his mouth shut.

2. Why do we have two little nostrils instad of just one big nostril? How would things be different if we just had one?

We have two nostrils so that, should your younger sibling shove something up one nostril, you can still breathe with the other one.

3. If you came across a remote tribe that has never eaten cheese, how would you explain to them what cheese tastes like?

They'd probably kill me before I got a chance to talk to them. Maybe they're cannibals and will eat me. I wonder what *I* taste like?

4. How can you tell when toothpaste is past its expiration date?

If it doesn't stick to the toothbrush anymore, it's past the expiration date.

5. What is the importance of picture frames? What does having the frame really get you?

Picture frames are important because they allow you to show other people that the picture inside is important.