Welcome to the pond

Now it's time to feast!

Appetizer - Do your closer friends tend to be male or female? Why do you think that is?

I have a few close friends, but my closest friend is a female. I have no idea why that is, but I think maybe (hetero) guys and girls can get closer than two hetero males can. If there's a spark of intimacy between two people on one level, other intimacies can often develop.

Soup - If you could wake up tomorrow with a new talent, what would it be?

I'd want to wake up and be a world-class rock drummer! Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

Salad - Name a household cleaning item that you would recommend to others.

Soap. It gets stuff clean. (If I ever have my own brand of soap, that will be our advertising slogan)

Main Course - What do you strive for in life?

Contentment and happiness. Money helps, but isn't totally necessary for that. What good is money if you're too stressed out to enjoy it?

Dessert - On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how funny do you consider yourself?

I think I'm a 6.5 or a 7. I think that all depends on the sense of humor of the person judging how funny I am.