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Hump day is here! I wrote the Wednesday Mind Hump this week, so here are my answers to my own questions:

1. What are some of the dorkiest clothes or outfits you've worn?

I think a picture would be the best way to answer this:

This is a picture of what I was wearing on my first day of Middle School in 1992. If you're reading this five years from now and the picture is gone, I was wearing a red t-shirt with (yikes!) black and white tiger-striped baggy "MC Hammer" pants and an odd blue hat with tribal designs on it, which I'm wearing backward. I promise you all, I do NOT dress like that now!

2. Are there any current fashion styles you think are especially dorky, or just downright embarassing?

I'm not really up on the current fashions, but I think baggy jeans hanging down to your knees is always out of style. Also, I don't really like those trucker hats that were hot a couple years ago. Let's leave those for actual truckers, please!

3. What would I have to give you or do for you to make you wear the DORKIEST outfit you can think of, in public, for an entire day?

I'm not too concerned with how I dress, so I don't think it would take much. I don't think I'd want to wear women's clothes in public, though, so to get me to wear that you'd have to pay for all the CDs I want for one year, and send me to an Afro Celt Sound System concert and take me backstage to meet the band. You'd also have to take me to any other concert I wanted to attend for at least two years. You'd pay for all of it, and I wouldn't have to pay a cent.