Welcome to the pond

Anyone hungry for a Friday Feast?

Appetizer - If someone made a statue of you, in which pose would you like to be?

I don't know what pose I'd like to be in, but the statue would probably be me at my computer.

Salad - What perfume/cologne does your best friend wear?

I have no idea. I'm not a perfume/cologne kind of person, so I don't really pay attention.

Soup - Name something satisfying about your work.

The most satifsfying thing about my work is that I don't have any. Someday that will change, but I'm enjoying it while I can.

Main Course - What was the last excuse you made, and why did you need to make it?

I can't answer this question, because I can't think of an answer. There, that's an excuse.

Dessert - Complete this sentence: I wonder why _________________.

I wonder why I wasn't born in the fifties so I could see Jimi Hendrix perform when he was still alive.