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Anyone wanna get mind humped?

We definitely have cause to smile today. It's Hump Day and Power of a Smile Day. Let's engage in some happy humping, shall we?

01. Besides your blog, do you own anything with a smilie on it? If yes, what is it, where did you get it and does it get much use?

Hmm . . I don't think I have anything with a smilie on it. Does the Rolling Stones lips count? Cause I'm listening to Forty Licks right now and that's the cover image.

02. Since it's Power of a Smile Day ... if you were a super hero what special power would your smile have? How about your laugh or maybe even your frown?

My smile would have the power of making people choose peace and compassion instead of war, jealousy and hate. I'd broadcast it on every TV station in existence and hopefully that would start to make a difference. My laugh would have the power of making people actually laugh at my jokes. My frown would make people do anything to please me.

03. Using the letters of the word S-M-I-L-E, tell us some things that make you smile your best, happiest, most powerful smiles.

S - sexy women
M - music
I - iPod commercials
L - love
E - Ellen Degeneres

04. All day long, everywhere you go people are smiling at you. What the heck are they smiling at?

Hopefully they're smiling at my Jimi Hendrix t-shirt!

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There's only one Wednesday Weird One today, so here it is:

Why do cigarettes travel in packs?

They travel in packs so that they'll be able to defend themselves against those big bullies, the cigars. I think they're also in packs so that at least one of them will score a date with that slim Mexican hottie named Corona.