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Hi readers!! I've got more meme goodness for you all to read. First, I'm going to play the Wednesday Mind Hump:

Well, Waddayaknow -- it's National Side Dish Day! Let's talk about a different kinds of dishes.

Dish = a more or less concave vessel from which food is served

01. It's been said that 'Life is just a bowl of cherries.' Tell us what you think life might be a bowl of and tell us why you think that? Also, can you think of another saying or cliché that references food?

I think life is a bowl of bananas, because if you let it go by it'll just turn bad and you'll miss the good stuff. The only difference is you can't make banana bread with your unused portion of life. Another cliche is that life is like a "box of chocolates" according to Forrest Gump. I think a good life should be a box of sampler chocolates with a lot of variety and different flavors.

Dish - an attractive or sexy person

02. Yes, it's true. You're too sexy for this Hump, too sex-ay! Go ahead. Toot your own horn. Which of your personality characteristics or physical traits do you think is hot, hot, hot? On a sizzle scale of 1 to 10 (one being only warm enough to barely wilt lettus and ten being so hot bacon would sizzle just being in you presence) what's your Sizzle Factor?

I think my sense of humor, while quirky at times, is one of my sexier traits. Also sexy is my lack of a huge ego that needs constant feeding. Physically . . . I suppose my hair can be sexy at times. And maybe my glasses. That's all I can really think of. One a sizzle scale of one to ten, I'd say I'm about a five. I'm sure my friends would say I'm higher, but they're a little biased aren't they? lol

Dish = (slang) to converse usually gossip (as in 'dish the dirt')

03. If you were to dish the dirt with a cartoon character, whom would you dish with and whom do you think you would gossip about? How about if you could dish the dirt with any famous person, dead or alive, which celebrity would you chose and what would you want to gossip about?

Honestly, I don't really like to gossip, except with maybe a few select people. I guess I'd dish about Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan with Bugs Bunny. He's the only cartoon character I can think of. Really, people, has there ever been a cooler cartoon dude than Bugs?

The only celebrities I can think of that I'd like to dish with are Ellen Degeneres and Bill Clinton. I dunno what we'd talk about, but I'm sure it'd be interesting no matter what.