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OK, here's the next meme. If the midweek music meme is posted, I'll do that one later too.

Wednesday Weird Ones

1. Why is the sky blue? Do you actually buy that story?

Maybe the sky is blue because God is a University of North Carolina fan? I think I might have to buy that story because Michael Jordan attended UNC and well, he's the greatest basketball player of all time. It was divine interference that lead him there, perhaps.

2. Why aren't many breakfast foods coffee flavored? For instance, why aren't there coffee bagels or coffee pancakes?

I think coffee tastes and smells like crap anyway, so I don't think coffee flavored foods would be any good. To answer the question, though, foods aren't coffee flavored because not too many people would want to drink coffee, and then eat foods that TASTE like coffee too. You gotta have a little variety in tastes or you'll get bored.

3. Why are rainbows arcs? Why aren't they straight or create cool shapes and words?

I think rainbows are arcs so that Dorothy can easily go somewhere over them. It wouldn't be as easy to get to Oz if there was a big complicated pattern to follow.

4. What light through yonder window breaks?

It's the light from the house across the street, because the neighbors are stoned again and forgot to turn off the lights when they went to bed.

5. Who goes there? Why?

Smart shoppers go there because they're having a two-for-one sale and free popcorn.