Let's get weird!
1. Do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution? Why? Which one pays better?
I want to be part of the solution, because people who come up with the solution can take all the credit and be a hero. It doesn't pay well, but it can help your love life.
2. How do they make the vulcanized rubber used in tires?
They take the hockey pucks that the players don't want anymore, and remake them into tires.
3. Why are headlights white and tail lights red? Why are the lights on both the the left and right side the same color? Why not green on the left and pink on the right?
Monkeys were given the task of designing auto lights. That should explain everything.
4. Why aren't drinking fountains shaped like lobster claws?
This is because the drinking fountain industry is entirely controlled by the sea bass. And we all know that lobsters are the sworn enemy of sea bass.
5. What's so dang good about the peacemakers? Why do no high schools use peacemakers as their mascot?
You know what? That's what U2 should have called themselves in the first place. The Peacemakers, coming to a stadium near you. High schools do not use that mascot because peace does not exist in high schools.
6. What would you think if you saw a person walking down the street repeating 'lobsters, vulcanized rubber,headlights, peacemakers' over and over to themself?
I'd probably say "Hey, are you the person that writes the Wednesday Weird Ones?"
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
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3 comments:
Why isn't everything shaped like lobster claws? seriously, lobsters are the best thing on earth.
I hadn't heard of that meme, its a good one and I liked your answers. ;-)
Have a good day!
I think the headlights are white because they need to be a bright color to light up the road - and the tail lights are red because they need to be visible enough, but not blinding to the drivers behind you. But what the hell do I know?? :)
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