Welcome to the pond

And now, the Wednesday Weird Ones:

1. What did the first signs ever made say? Who put them up?

The ancient Romans put up giant round red signs saying "STOP" in Latin so that chariots would stop crashing into each other.

2. Where do you go when I shut my eyes?

I go on an all-expense paid trip to the Bahamas!

3. How come many cultures built giant stone pyramids, but none built giant stone spheres?

Because spheres are SOOOOO 4000 B.C.

4. How did you kids figure out that the ghost was actually just Old Man Withers in a costume?

We figured it out because one of our members does hallucinatory drugs and then thinks his dog talks to him and tells him the answer. Rut Roh!

5. What are some of the best sites to see in the land of broken dreams? What would help the land of broken dreams increase tourism?

I thought it was the Boulevard of Broken Dreams? I suppose Green Day was selling us short by just telling us about one little boulevard when there's actually a whole LAND of broken dreams to be discovered. So, uh, yeah, the BOULEVARD of broken dreams is the place to go in the land of broken dreams. Why? Because you never know if Green Day will show up. Tourism would pick up if Green Day would just come by more, those rich punk bastards.