Welcome to the pond

Back again with the Friday's Feast:

Appetizer - Do you get excited when the season begins to change? Which season do you most look forward to?

I always get excited when summer comes around, because it means the rain will leave.

Soup - What day of the week is usually your busiest?

Whatever day I do all my dishwashing duties is my busiest. As for memes, I think Wednesday and Friday are my busiest.

Salad - Would you consider yourself to be strict when it comes to grammar and spelling? What's an example of the worst error you've seen?

I'm not really strict at all. For one thing, I make my own share of grammar mistakes so I can't judge others for doing the same. Also, I know full well that the educational system has nearly stopped teaching students about proper grammar. It's really not the students' fault if they haven't been taught how to form a sentence or use "they're" and "their" properly.

I don't know what error is the worst I've seen, but things like fewer/less, they're/their, you're/your, its/it's, etc. are things that should be taught in middle school, if not earlier.

Main Course - Who has a birthday coming up, and what will you give them as a gift?

My buddy Mike has a birthday coming up at the end of the month, but I don't think I'll get him anything because I'm poor. Same with my sister, whose birthday is in September.

Dessert - If you could have any new piece of clothing for free, what would you pick?

I'd probably get a nice sport coat or something, completely tailored to my height and arm length. I might as well go fancy if it's going to be free.